One has to admire his dedication to his marriage. During the day he lies on the sofa so as to not mess up the house while Flo is at work. After he has eaten the dinner she has prepared he goes to the pub for a few pints so as to not hinder her washing up. When he stumbles home he attempts to enter without waking her so she can get her rest and prepare for the new day at work.
Listen to Andy young man for he is a font of wisdom!
Just like any other fine art, it takes dedication to refine the expertise of any challenge one undertakes in life. And lying is far more complex then many other types of endeavors.
There are so many muscles in the face and to be able to control them while at the same time controlling your eyes so as not to project the idea that the person your demonstrating your abilities to isn’t made to feel like they’re unimportant is and can truly be considered a fine art.
The truth of what I say can be found in the fact that every year competition’s are held and prizes are handed out to those that can demonstrate the art of lying the best.
My hat is off to you Mr. Capp you are an inspirations to all of us!
Women always prefer to be lied to. The young man will find that out soon enough. His young bride’s expectations will never be met, so why should he waste his time trying to please her?
You have it right Andy, they can’t handle the truth!
gulfcoastgrl over 14 years ago
Don’t lie to the man, Andy. You know you’re a natural.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
That got you to where you are now, Andy, if that’s your definition of success…
lewisbower over 14 years ago
You rock Andy. Look at how all that hard work has paid off. Why I bet Flo believes everything you tell her. Pass on the wisdom to the next generation.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
To pratice lying in front of a mirror is absolute genius. How Andy never landed a job in politics is a mystery.
Nice comic strip Reg.
rotts over 14 years ago
Is that lying, as in telling untruths, or lying, as in being prone upon the sofa?
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
He practiced lying in front of a mirror while lying on the sofa in front of the mirror.
coot31 over 14 years ago
One has to admire his dedication to his marriage. During the day he lies on the sofa so as to not mess up the house while Flo is at work. After he has eaten the dinner she has prepared he goes to the pub for a few pints so as to not hinder her washing up. When he stumbles home he attempts to enter without waking her so she can get her rest and prepare for the new day at work. Listen to Andy young man for he is a font of wisdom!
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Just like any other fine art, it takes dedication to refine the expertise of any challenge one undertakes in life. And lying is far more complex then many other types of endeavors. There are so many muscles in the face and to be able to control them while at the same time controlling your eyes so as not to project the idea that the person your demonstrating your abilities to isn’t made to feel like they’re unimportant is and can truly be considered a fine art. The truth of what I say can be found in the fact that every year competition’s are held and prizes are handed out to those that can demonstrate the art of lying the best. My hat is off to you Mr. Capp you are an inspirations to all of us!
jtviper7 over 14 years ago
You have to have a story…I have some I haven’t used yet…
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Excellent advice Andy!
Women always prefer to be lied to. The young man will find that out soon enough. His young bride’s expectations will never be met, so why should he waste his time trying to please her?
You have it right Andy, they can’t handle the truth!
mjpankr over 14 years ago
It must be a real feat to lie, or even talk, when there are a lot of mussels in your face, which indicates that you are probably underwater.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Thou shall not lie! Shame on you, Andy!