F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 10, 2015

Just cut down to a Krillion a day.

If you don’t give ‘em up, they’ll krill you.

eHarmony said the same thing about him and dating.

Ahab to the left is staring intently.

It’s the Doctor Ahab diet; turns pink whales to white.

Peam: That’s the opposite of how it affects flamingos.

Would it krill you guys to stop with the puns?

Whales that eat krill are huge. This is just a fat as a whale joke by other means.

What pun hasn’t been used yet? Let’s see … “Does this mean he’ll have to give up his krilled cheese sandwiches?”