Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2015

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    x_Tech  over 9 years ago

    That’s our Officer Lorelei. She rocks the department.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’m surprised the criminals don’t notice anything fishy about her…Then again, cartoon crooks are always dumb enough to dress for jail before they’re caught.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Her sister Suzy sells seashells by the seashore.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    She’s playing a shell game with fashion….

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    Femtrasfan  over 9 years ago

    “Maybe we should put her in a tank top.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    DerDave … and there have been real cases when demands for cash were scribbled on the robber’s own deposit slip or an envelope addressed to him.

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    RussHeim  over 9 years ago

    I’ll bet she drinks like a . . . I’ll bet she drinks a lot.

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    CYGNUS X1  over 9 years ago

    Watch those clam shells boys.

    Morty’s wife was always asking him when he came home from patrol duty why he smelled like fish.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    The criminal justice systems puts many people between Scylla and Charybdis………

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    biz.gocomics  over 9 years ago

    I am a good boy, and have never committed a crime. However, I would seriously consider a life of crime in that city…

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Love is the drug, and they need to score.

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