Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 12, 2010

Which one is she speaking to?

He certainly does know how to tip!

What happens if it’s a bell boy? Or do I not want to know?

Tipping or dipping?

I usually call for room service, but I think I’ll try this next time.

I think John laundered this gag…

I seemed to recall, originally, the woman dispensed the “gratuity.”

[But I sure wouldn’t want to have to rummage through a stack of Sixties-era Playboys to be sure…]

Paid her lip service?

Norm, nothing gratis about this girl.

Stella “No Substitutions” Von Tramp, ex-waitress who may have married beneath her station after all. She only married him when his tip for her dinner service went horribly wrong.

That wouldn’t be the tip of his tounge, would it?

I can imagine the room service.

I had to read the strip a couple of times she is talking to her guy, though the other woman is benefiting, makes me wonder if divorce court is loming to a two-timing, cheating man assuming their married.

The maids never look that good in the hotels we stay at.

I think this is the same hotel where the bell captain can perform marriages…wink, wink.