Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 10, 2015

good point.

That’s what you get, SMART GUY!

Next he invented the phrase that has aided the males of the world: “Yes Dear”.

I thought “Divorce” was the single most important word, unless you realize your mistake early enough to get an “annulment.”

Flint pruning shears come to mind.

that argument never ends.

And yet you keep buying more and more tools. Have fun Doctor Toon. Have the heating pad ready.

Harumph! Can’t a guy get a break? He was just gonna sit down and watch the “Fishing Channel”

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy…

.so invented logic

The honey-do list was why he needed to invent the tools in the first place.

I’ll start by pounding something with a rock. I would leave now, if I were you…

…and you’re acting like a tool right now.