Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 03, 2015
Transcript:
National Treasure Build your own sequel! The gates Family discovers They are related to.... AL Capone RIchard Nixon Susan B> Anthony Whose journals hold a clue to the lost treasure of.... Christopher Columbus Johnny Appleseed Cleopatra This clue leads to a map, hidden.... with jimmy Hoffa IN Tafts Mustache Inside Willie Nelson's Guitar They follow the map to the grand canyon the state of liberty area 51 where they have a final climactic battle against... secret order to protect the treasure willie nelson A rival treasure hunter
Ida No over 9 years ago
Finally, something that has no relation what so ever to Chuck Norris!Yay!
Arianne over 9 years ago
That was a long sequence of events.
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
But Willie Nelson IS a national treasure!
John Falstaff over 9 years ago
Literally laughed out loud at this one. I made my wife go with me to the first “Nat’l Treasure” movie, and I was apologizing for it within 20 minutes.
John Falstaff over 9 years ago
Though Senor Chicken HAS just given those people the plots for many many sequels. :-(
Spade Jr. over 9 years ago
Love It! Now I have a template to come up with some incredibly bizarre (or would that perhaps be “stupid?”) original works of writing. What will the world say when it asks “How did you come up with that story line?” and I reply “I got it from Savage Chickens!”