The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 26, 2015
July 25, 2015
July 27, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Sigh...it's just not fair! Brutus: Why does everyone refer to me as the Born Loser? Brutus: Name one thing I've ever done to deserve that? Gladys: Well, there was that time you vowed to play the same numbers in the lottery every week until you won, only to have them come up the week after you quit! Gladys: Oh, and the time you let the woman in the checkout line go in front of you because she just had one item, and then she won the prize for being the store's millionth customer! Gladys: And remember the time you ran out of gas and walked two miles to a gas station, then forget in which direction you left the car! And then the time... Brutus: All right, already! I said name one!
Argythree over 9 years ago
He asked, and she answered.
If he didn’t want to hear any reasons why he’s called a ‘loser’, he shouldn’t have asked.
Would you say the same type of thing if the person answering had been the boss who keeps turning down his request for raises?
GuardianM3 over 9 years ago
I have one better. A friend of mine played the lottery and chose the same numbers every time. Those numbers came up and he would’ve won the jackpot if the person printing the ticket had actually put his numbers on the ticket and hadn’t printed off a random ticket. Wasn’t meant to be, I guess.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Whew! Bet you had to blow the dust off that one before using it! :-)
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
Talk about rubbing it in.