Poncho: Instinct is telling me to crawl this way.
Puppy: Me to. It's telling me this is the way to our mother's nurturing sustenance. I think we're getting near. ??
You don’t HAVE to read it, even if they send it to you. Entertainment Weekly includes music reviews in every issue they send me, but I just flip past those pages. And I CERTAINLY wouldn’t waste my time writing them letters, complaining about content that I have no interest in.
Or does GoComics keep you strapped in a chair with your eyelids clamped open, and force you to read “Pooch Cafe” against your will, like in “A Clockwork Orange”? If that’s the case, I can see your point.
The Architects, of all forms of humans here on Earth, are very evil.
They abused all the humans they created. They labeled groups of people as ‘sexual diviants’ and modified them physically so that they all looked similar. And they abused all of them either sexually, physically or mentally. These people they created could not survive without a liquid protein drink from their parents daily. These Architects required that these people eat grass daily, and would modify them when necessary to be a different species so that the chloriform from the grass could be processed.
Other groups of people, who are in the different animal kingdoms here on Earth, were labeled as ‘parasites’, as well as, being modified physically to be grouped differently; these people were labeled ‘parasites’ because they could not survive without nutritional assistance from their parents. These people were not required to eat grass, however they did not survive long because their parents would not supply them with their only nutrition ‘the liquid protein drink’ .
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Poncho makes being born costly.
Bad Puppy!carmy over 14 years ago
Poncho! How could you?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Poncho is at it already! Ha-ha.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
As the twig is bent, so grows the tree. A preview of future Poncho. By the way, dogs really like trees!
gtvr over 14 years ago
I predict the other pups ganging up on Poncho at some point
MittensRhino over 14 years ago
Good thinking Poncho now you’ll be first for the food
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Definitely NOT the runt of this litter… The most devious perhaps…
chromosome Premium Member over 14 years ago
Being sold already after just being born? I’d like to see more of the mother than just her tongue (in previous strip).
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think that is supposed to be a tollbooth rather than a for sale sign.
UBBM Premium Member over 14 years ago
if you want to see more of the mother look closer
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Flag this bum!
harm1994 over 14 years ago
As Bones said to Jim in Star Trek ” Damit Jim that Poncho shows NO emotions”!
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
There’s no free lunch when Poncho is around.
keltii over 14 years ago
he has turned mom into a cafeteria! whats next reservations?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
You don’t HAVE to read it, even if they send it to you. Entertainment Weekly includes music reviews in every issue they send me, but I just flip past those pages. And I CERTAINLY wouldn’t waste my time writing them letters, complaining about content that I have no interest in.
Or does GoComics keep you strapped in a chair with your eyelids clamped open, and force you to read “Pooch Cafe” against your will, like in “A Clockwork Orange”? If that’s the case, I can see your point.
katillac over 14 years ago
Maybe they could do the “Clockwork Orange” thing and force him to consecutively read the past 20 years of “Cathy.” Madness.
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
The Architects, of all forms of humans here on Earth, are very evil.
They abused all the humans they created. They labeled groups of people as ‘sexual diviants’ and modified them physically so that they all looked similar. And they abused all of them either sexually, physically or mentally. These people they created could not survive without a liquid protein drink from their parents daily. These Architects required that these people eat grass daily, and would modify them when necessary to be a different species so that the chloriform from the grass could be processed.
Other groups of people, who are in the different animal kingdoms here on Earth, were labeled as ‘parasites’, as well as, being modified physically to be grouped differently; these people were labeled ‘parasites’ because they could not survive without nutritional assistance from their parents. These people were not required to eat grass, however they did not survive long because their parents would not supply them with their only nutrition ‘the liquid protein drink’ .
rubber_wonder_boy over 14 years ago
I thot Poncho was like Lucy (from Peanuts):
setting up shop to dispense advice
at $5 a pop!josephz2va about 8 years ago
Boy that’s a damn ripoff. $5 for mother’s milk?