Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 10, 2015

I have a solution—run over all lawyers(and realtors) ! ! ! !

Of course.

Just sit on ’em.

There is something wrong indeed if the lawyers get to the scene before YOU do…

After following my ambulance in circles for hours, my husband declared that he had no interest in becoming an ambulance chasing lawyer. (I had to get transported to a trauma center in a major city from the rural hospital they took me to first, after my rollover car wreck.)

Cudos to all the EMTs everywhere. They do an awesome, often thankless job.

A number of years ago, a friend of mine was hit and by a car running a red light. His head took a hard hit on the top of the door, and he received quite a gash. When the ambulance got there and they were tending to his injury, one of the EMTs slipped him a card and said, “Call them.” It was for one of the major personal injury law firms here.

Reminds me of the EMT who had to treat the lawyer for a broken nose at the scene of an accident….the ambulance stopped a little faster than the attorney had thought it would.

Second panel feels too much like a set-up question.

Now all those ambulance chasers are on TV. We hearsometimes from three different ones in a row.

As said before, absolute kudos to all our EMTs! Many would not be here today without their efforts. Now as for attorneys…

Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and night crawlers.

What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?The caterer.

What’s the definition of mixed emotions?Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new car.

Very few EMT’s show up in my neighborhood.Victims say “call me a taxi..I don’t want to bleed to death waiting on a ambulance .”….—-Richard Pryor