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By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 06, 2015

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    Linux0s  over 9 years ago

    “The carton is a lie.”

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    “Pay no attention to that man in the dairy.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    No wonder he had a great fall. He was DROPPED!!!

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    Darryl Heine  over 9 years ago

    And you thought they couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again…

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    Plods with ...™  over 9 years ago

    Sounds about right.

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    JChris1689  over 9 years ago

    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

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    sdjamieson Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It was obviously a bird of some kind.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Where is the

    bacon!
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    mggreen  over 9 years ago

    Break it to him gently . . .

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    Now the kid’s going to wonder if he doesn’t have a baby stork inside of him…

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