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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 06, 2015
July 05, 2015
July 07, 2015
Transcript:
Man 1: Barkeep, I'm new in town. Gimmie your strongest Pina Colada and the whereabouts of Easy Breezy! Don Juan: Our blender is broken and I don't give out friends' addresses to ill-mannered strangers. Man 1: It's foolish bartender who withholds frozen cocktails from the Hawaiian's men. Don Juan: The Hawaiian, as in the famous assassin Hawaiian? Man 2: Quiet, Clyde! We're supposed to be keeping a low profile until we find Breezy! Man 1: Uh, I meant the other Hawaiian- the one who sells discount chopper parts to red-headed pilots! Don Juan: Gentlemen, I will allow you the courtesy of getting your story straight before I start rearranging your faces.
Kali39 over 9 years ago
I think that’s a lesson Rip never learned. Gramps at least is giving them a few minutes before bashing heads…
Chithing over 9 years ago
♫ If you like pińa coladas, and getting bashed in the face…♪
CYGNUS X1 over 9 years ago
Well I’m back from vacation, all caught up and see things are still very, very strange….as usual.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
I was about to say “Cue the Hawaii Five-0 music”, but then I read Chithing’s comment, so… Never mind.