Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 19, 2015

I do too, but not because of the TV…I always want chicken wings and beer…

You need huge TVs on all four walls to have your very own sports bar. Also, a bottle of liniment for your neck.

And dozens of middle-aged guys making conversation impossible.

I would not patronize any restaurant with a TV going in the dining area. Dining is too important to attend to the droolers’ idol.

Let’s see Janis in a Hooter’s costume?

At least you can hear the dialog or whatever on the TV, instead of the canned music….

I hate shopping, and going down an isle only to pass a very loud TV advertising the product it’s sitting on. Especially when it’s movement activated and I’m deep in thought, and suddenly the TV blares at me!

When the wall was the screen and the show was by a projector chicken wings and beer were never ever to go out of style.

HaHa! I just put my 46" TV on the wall yesterday. Of course we had wings Thursday night. ;-)

finale, I’m willing to volunteer for that study…..

To Truly get the atmosphere necessary for the Wings, Arlo needs to pour a couple cans of Beer and some used cooking grease on the carpet and wait for it to impart that “Stale Beer” aroma to the whole house..He might even need to anoint the carpets in more than one room to get the “Proper” effect..

So now, both Arlo and the wall will eventually get plastered.

He could solve the whole problem by giving Janis a shot of Arlo’s painless beef injection.

Why do people mount TVs so high that you are guaranteed a crick in the neck?

Never had understood the TV’s mounted higher up on a wall. To me it’s similar to sitting in the first few rows of a movie theater— which were always my least-favorite seats. Our TV is positioned so the center of the screen is about eye level for where we usually sit.