Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 20, 2010

…D - D - Did!

…D-D-D-Dats’t all folks (insert sounf of “flatline” here)

Good lines, you two!

That nurse is thinking “it should have been me”

Fool!

Always the bridesnurse, never the bride. :(

Good thing he had his money in something safe. GMC

Son to aged P, worried that his father won’t survive marrying a younger woman: Aren’t you afraid something will happen on your wedding night? Aged P: Well, if she dies she dies.

A neighbor lady was shacked up with an old goat and she married him on his death bed so his kids couldn’t kick her out.

Did I say lady?

I wonder what he has in his will. Kids will contest it.

Hospital aide: Bring out your dead! clank Bring out your dead! clank

Old coot: But I’m not dead…..I’m getting better….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

To sleep, perchance to dream.

She will probably wake up and find she’s married to a carwash attendant.

Better life support than child support.

“How to Marrying a Dying Millionaire.” Lauren would be SO proud.

“Standing on the hoses of air. I was waiting for the money to come…”

‘60’s hit of the Top Four Von Tramps

Old joke warning

Young lady marries 80 year old…

The morning after the wedding night she drags herself down the hotel stairs looking like she’d been run over by a truck. Desk clerk asks, “What happened?” The bride gasps, “he told me he’d been saving up for 50 years and I thought he meant money!”