Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 23, 2010

Oh this is a good one. I love it. :-)

He strutted out and slithered back in. See if you can get your money back for the shirt, Poncho.

You sure scared them, Poncho! Why don’t you see if you can get them into a lawn chair with some helium balloons attached?

Well at least you weren’t wearing pants or a wedgie would be a likely second result of your cocky attack.

Where’s the big ole barking ‘thingumajig’ you use to bark at the cats with?

I think Poncho was missing the muscles for that shirt.

Hey Poncho is wearing a Squirrel-Beater T-Shirt!

Can a really bad Mug Shot be far away?

Uh.. I hate to ask this, but what are wet willies? If I lived in England or Australia I’d know, but not over here. Can someone tell me?

Oh Frank … how do I explain this politely?

OK. Remove all clothes. Step into shower. Pour water all over yourself below your navel (that’s your belly button).

Voila! You now have a wet willie!

oldmachead…that’s what I was thinking,but I didn’t think Poncho meant THAT!

frank corona, a “wet willie” (or “wet willy”) in American playground idiom is to have someone’s saliva-covered finger stuck in your ear. It’s painless, but humiliating.

Poncho needs to add a Speedo black socks a and black dress shoes and try to Bruiser them squirrels one more time!

That’s a humiliating way to lose the argument, Poncho!

Fritzoid & Frank Corona, that would be why he has his paw near his ear.

Now I get it….Thanks

Hey Pancho:

Are sure it wasn’t a Slimy Buffo.