Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 23, 2010
Transcript:
Chazz: You don't seem to have made much progress in your assertion of dominance over the squirrel activity in the backyard. Poncho: Not till this point. But I have a secret weapon that's going to change all that! Chazz: A muscle shirt? Poncho: Do I look like a bruiser, or what? This will get me the respect I deserve! I hate wet willies.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Oh this is a good one. I love it. :-)
carmy over 14 years ago
He strutted out and slithered back in. See if you can get your money back for the shirt, Poncho.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
You sure scared them, Poncho! Why don’t you see if you can get them into a lawn chair with some helium balloons attached?
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Well at least you weren’t wearing pants or a wedgie would be a likely second result of your cocky attack.
Hillbillyman over 14 years ago
Where’s the big ole barking ‘thingumajig’ you use to bark at the cats with?
Mungolikecookies over 14 years ago
I think Poncho was missing the muscles for that shirt.
dre7861 over 14 years ago
Hey Poncho is wearing a Squirrel-Beater T-Shirt!
Can a really bad Mug Shot be far away?
anorok2 over 14 years ago
Uh.. I hate to ask this, but what are wet willies? If I lived in England or Australia I’d know, but not over here. Can someone tell me?
oldmachead Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh Frank … how do I explain this politely?
OK. Remove all clothes. Step into shower. Pour water all over yourself below your navel (that’s your belly button).
Voila! You now have a wet willie!
anorok2 over 14 years ago
oldmachead…that’s what I was thinking,but I didn’t think Poncho meant THAT!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
frank corona, a “wet willie” (or “wet willy”) in American playground idiom is to have someone’s saliva-covered finger stuck in your ear. It’s painless, but humiliating.
harm1994 over 14 years ago
Poncho needs to add a Speedo black socks a and black dress shoes and try to Bruiser them squirrels one more time!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
That’s a humiliating way to lose the argument, Poncho!
Fritzoid & Frank Corona, that would be why he has his paw near his ear.
anorok2 over 14 years ago
Now I get it….Thanks
macjack over 14 years ago
Hey Pancho:
Are sure it wasn’t a Slimy Buffo.