Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 12, 2015
July 11, 2015
July 13, 2015
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try our chimitac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. 823 bla bre bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I might try to make a case for the gallery; as for the others, good riddance!
stamps over 9 years ago
I’ll take a chernobogito with mushroom clouds.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
I wonder if Ouspenskaya is a reference to actress Maria Ouspenskaya, who played Maleva, the Gypsy woman in “The Wolf Man”.