Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 29, 2015
June 28, 2015
June 30, 2015
Transcript:
Thank you for the resume. First question: what is your greatest weakness. I don't have any. I'm great at everything. All of you can go home! We found a guy with no weaknesses.
At our place, HR seems to fall for that every time. Inevitably, within three years Mr. Perfection is gone, having made numerous cow pie decisions. And the sad part is, he usually then gets a better job with more money. Arrggh!
Reminds me of the woman who got fired for stealing from the factory where I worked…and then got a job with the federal government.(No, I’m not making it up.) Her superpower was apparently brokenness.
Ida No about 9 years ago
I always say that when I enter a room.Works every time.
emptc12 about 9 years ago
At our place, HR seems to fall for that every time. Inevitably, within three years Mr. Perfection is gone, having made numerous cow pie decisions. And the sad part is, he usually then gets a better job with more money. Arrggh!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
Mine is modesty.
manteo16nc about 9 years ago
Reminds me of the woman who got fired for stealing from the factory where I worked…and then got a job with the federal government.(No, I’m not making it up.) Her superpower was apparently brokenness.
manteo16nc about 9 years ago
Brazenness. Auto-corrupt strikes again!