Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 08, 2015

That’s how I want to go…..never knew what hit him!

A quick death, however, is another story.

But then you have to clean up the mess. Also, the jar works even when you don’t.

I said yesterday she’d let it out.

Not really the festive centerpiece you’re looking for.

He will be hearing from P.E.T.A. soon.Also enough about flies. What’s up with Gene & Family?

First real laugh from a cartoon in quite a while! Thanks for that

Tried and true.

Maybe Janis is like the woman who didn’t like flies until she opened one.

Man…ever the hunter.

The difference between an internal medicine specialist and a surgeon.

That’s gonna leave a mark on the fly and the table…..

Last night my friend killed a fly by swatting it to death on another woman’s arm (fortunately she was wearing a sweatshirt). When the woman freaked out my friend flicked the fly off her sweatshirt across the table where it hit me. I elbowed the woman next to me in the chest as a result of my horrified reaction. Who knew one little fly could cause so much trouble.

We had a little dog that would start shaking when “dad” got out the flyswatter. She only knew it would cause him to go nuts and start flailing at every hard surface available. Poor baby.

Use the Presidential swat, Arlo!

Maybe Janis should check Arlo’s fly instead of the fly on the fly trap. She might be pleasantly surprised at what Arlo’s fly has in store for her.

Splat!! Ewwww bug guts

I don’t know about flies, but killing a moth with a fly swatter is less messy to clean up than swatting the moth with one’s hand.

Aye.