Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 30, 2015

Of course, there are multiple definitions of fun.Some are not permitted in some red states.

It’s sort of fun to play on a child’s naiveté. Why else do we tell them fairy tales and bedtime stories? And Just-So tales. It’s one pleasure in being a cynical adult. My relatives liked to tease in a benign way, and I fondly remember many instances of it. I’d write some here, but they’d probably seem stupid, not nostalgic. Oh, okay. I asked my father why football players on TV had big shoulders, and he said it was because they read a lot (I suspect that’s not true). And he would pump up his bicep by blowing through an invisible hole in his thumb (little kids still fall for that, because I do it myself for them).

AAAAGGGHHHH! There’s a SKELETON inside me!!!!