Prickly City by Scott Stantis for July 16, 2015

Look at the dark area of the “dwarf” planet and see if it’s not Pluto’s (the Disney dog’s) shadow.

XKCD.com, yesterday.

So, when will this “comet” come close to the sun? Are all the objects in the Kuiper Belt that orbit the sun, comets as well?

So it’s a comet because it never exhibits comet traits? Like a pig isn’t a pig because it has a curly tail, or a bird isn’t a bird ‘cause it has wings? Good work, you’ve created a whole new logic of the absurd.