Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2015

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Tell me if you’ve heard this. A cougar and a tadpole walk into a bar…….

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    tuslog64  over 9 years ago

    Once upon a time-A princess was walking through the forest, and heard aweak voice. Investigating, she found it was coming froma frog in the pond!The frog stated that he was actually a prince that a witch hadput a spell on. It could only be broken if a princess wouldtake him home and put him under her pillow.It sounded like a stupid plan, but she decided to try it.Sure enough! The next morning, when the queen camein to wake her up, there with his head on the pillow nextto hers was this hansom young prince!!To make a long story short, the queen summoned theking who summoned the minister, they were marriedand lived happily ever after.But, you know, to her dying day, her mother the queennever did believe that story!

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