Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 22, 2015

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    cripplious  almost 9 years ago

    That’s why you yell halt then shoot

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Robert Wilson Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    After the Battle of Minorca, the British sent Admiral John Byng to the firing squad in 1757 for failing to engage the enemy closely enough. Voltaire noted this in Candide:

    When Candide says to an onlooker that the executed admiral was no farther from his opponents than the French admiral from the British, he receives this reply:

    “That is indisputable, but in this country it is a good thing to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others.”

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    Dave Thorby  almost 9 years ago

    Yesterday’s strip had a date of 12-23-65.Today’s has 12-27-65.Were newspapers not published over Christmas in 1965?

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    josh_bisbee  almost 9 years ago

    At first, I thought he was being arrested because he escaped. Then I saw the fin…er, the kings injured leg.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 9 years ago

    As close to the ground as the Fink’s legs are, that was an impressive shot!

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    brklnbern  almost 9 years ago

    And buy him some glasses.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Whoops!

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 7 years ago

    Fink!

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