The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 16, 2015
July 15, 2015
July 17, 2015
Transcript:
Man: I'm going to the track this weekend. Do you ever bet on the horses, Brutus?
Brutus: I did a few times when I was single, but I had to give it up...
Brutus: My money was going faster than my horses!
My Grandfather once told me that I should Never Gamble unless I could afford to just throw the money into the Trash and forget about it..I never Had any money that I was willing to throw into the Trash, though, so ….
Once when I was a boy, my father, may he rest in peace, took me to a race track. He let me pick the horse. In one race, the #10 horse was named Harold K. That was the name of my father. So, we bet on the horse. And guess what happened? The horse came in last.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
My Grandfather once told me that I should Never Gamble unless I could afford to just throw the money into the Trash and forget about it..I never Had any money that I was willing to throw into the Trash, though, so ….
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
Once when I was a boy, my father, may he rest in peace, took me to a race track. He let me pick the horse. In one race, the #10 horse was named Harold K. That was the name of my father. So, we bet on the horse. And guess what happened? The horse came in last.