New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for July 03, 2015

Does anything good ever happen when Cromwell is around?

Will he hit a puppy next?

Somehow I find myself ignorant of what’s going on in today’s strip at all, would someone clear up my confusion please?

I must also confess I don’t get the joke.

Instead of thinking of the decals as representations of family, think of them as indicators of kills like pilots used to put on their airplanes during the World Wars.

I thought there was a new royal bastard inserted into the lineage.

OK. Now I get it. It’s 20 points for the older ones. He only got 10 points each for the two kids. Had to even up.

Now I see. He’s a New York cab driver.