Pickles by Brian Crane for July 15, 2015

I never know how happy I was until I stub a toe. Then it becomes obvious that I was positively joyous just 5 minutes earlier. Yeow!

Hey Earl! Today is Amazon’s Prime day and there is a pocket knife available. Didn’t see the price.

Opal has become stark raving

I know when I’m miserable; so when I’m not, I figure I’m happy.

Two boozed up gypsies for sure.Happy, Happy, Colonoscopy day for me…

Earl does have friends. Opal’s not really like that. She may get a little crusty dealing with Earl, but it’s mutual.

Opal: “The glass is half full.”Opal’s friend: “That’s awful! What terrible event occurred that caused you to spill the other half?”

i just read something wonderful on Facebook. the glass can be refilled. (note: the computer will not permit me to not capitalize f—book)

Well..considering Opals talking to her sister PearlIt’s all…relative

Life only gets sweeter with age that came in the natural manner. “Live & Let Live” is most natural!

Another thing comes to mind about the negativity in life, such as they that are quick to pity you to make themselves seem to be superior or above your miusery!