You’d think they would figure I don’t feed them, my mate does. Why are they circling my ankles every morning? Why do they look at me with those eyes? I have resisted their hypnosis for years, but I feel strangely compelled. What is this unholy power?
pouncingtiger, use the word “cats” not “pets” – my dogs are not property, but they don’t own me either; they’re like slightly-lower-ranking members of the household.
This difference is about 25% of why we don’t have cats (the other 75% being allergies).
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
In reality, pets own the mankind not the other way around.
Ashrey over 14 years ago
In reality you kick its a55.
Barbaratoo over 14 years ago
Now this strip is closer to the truth.
wrloftis over 14 years ago
I wonder if the cat’s name is Obi-Wan?
John D. Wilder Premium Member over 14 years ago
“…& clean my litter box now….”
Nelly55 over 14 years ago
…..”pet me………………….no, don’t pet me”
…….”no, pet me NOW…………NO, don’t pet me”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Right, Nelly. They can control your mind and can’t make up their own. Passive aggressive relationship in claws.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
You’d think they would figure I don’t feed them, my mate does. Why are they circling my ankles every morning? Why do they look at me with those eyes? I have resisted their hypnosis for years, but I feel strangely compelled. What is this unholy power?
Possum Pete over 14 years ago
The best part of my day is saying goodbye to my wife’s cats.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Just be glad they never learned to open the cans or we’d all be gone by now.
tedcoop over 14 years ago
pouncingtiger, use the word “cats” not “pets” – my dogs are not property, but they don’t own me either; they’re like slightly-lower-ranking members of the household.
This difference is about 25% of why we don’t have cats (the other 75% being allergies).
eqo over 14 years ago
62% of all statistics are made up
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
… and the other 77% are skewed to support the desired result