Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 03, 2010

The Inevitable Acres Rest Home

…..aaaaaahhhhh…cantcha just smell the scent wafting through that marble orchard?

Great point. Why waste the membership fees?

Dr. recomended for weight loss.

Do not let yourself go to Hell.

Pun-tastic today guys! :D

But they use the French Method

Life time memberships only.

See if you can raise above everyone else here.

Reach for the stars, it will scare everyone else.

A place where everyone is an equal.

The last membership you will ever need.

For our fist yoga position, everyone lie flat

No heath insurance needed, doctors examination is recommended, but not required, before you join.

DOn’t active seniors outlive the sedentary ones? I hope to be the outdoors, hiking guy when I reach the upper levels. There’s a lot I want to explore in Mexico.

This was too funny. This “branding” nonsense is just that - nonsense!

We gotta keep Imaginary out of these places. He’s way better than me at that stuff. :-)

It’s the maintenance fees that first created “The Night of the Living Dead”. If you have to pay that much, you want to get out and about to show off the results, go clubbing, have a good meal, walk under the stars with your lover, have a good dance with MJ now that he really is dead. The usual thing.

My uncle died of a heart attack on the tennis court - but what a way to go! Had to make that moot point. This is posted on The Family Plot Blog with all the other Death Cartoons in the collection! http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/

“Get back to nature! (earthworms and such)”

A hardbody to die for guaranteed within days!

This place is HOT! People are just dying to get in.

Bury Patch Farm

Fabulous puns!

Great strip again Wiley, thanks for the laugh.

Historically, moot means open to debate These debates to place in educated circles Everyone else thought these debate foolish Hence today people use moot as non-debatable It is–It is not. Same word. Look it up in a written dictionary.

Reading–It’s not just for monks anymore.

What gives? He uses the cemetery for a lot of his jokes. Does membership include a headstone (member’s name tag)?

Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.

Must be right next door to a Golds? Just one more minute on the treadmill!

Hey, this one doesn’t have mirrors either!

This is the last step in trying to keep oneself healthy.

And the best thing about rebranding: every member has to pay a monthly fee, or they are removed…

What’s this re-branding nonsense? Who needs brands?