Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2015

Dale brings the newer stuff..

Well, Chip can’t really go shopping…not with those legs.

You know, he used to be kind of a rocker…but now he’s in his reclining years, so he doesn’t move around much…

Besides…. he was once very soft on the ladies… and it didn’t leave him with much to cushion his old age.

@bjy293And I’ve heard him and Chip do offer table dances.

Grandpa Clock would prefer old copies of Time.

@SusanThat’s been Chip’s problem. He’s just too laid back.

That thing in the lower quarter of the panel is being evasive. Too quiet if you ask me….What’s he doing there anyway? Was he invited, or is he invasive, too?

X… but all Chip’s are laid on the table.No Time for Gramps.That’s Life.

Varnes… yeah…. I think ewer right…He hasn’t done anything to urn my trust…And why does he have to slick his hair with Vase-oline?

Life in the Playhouse just wasn’t the same after Pee-Wee ran off with Miss Yvonne.

That Chip is one lazy boy. Probably because his cousin Barca lounges, too.

He’s too Lay-Z to shop.

Chip and Dale have one of those special relationships, you know – if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it. Dale knows that Chip is a bit of a glider, and he’s fine with it. In fact, he kind of likes coasters.