Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2015
July 27, 2015
July 29, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Well, if this is where the baby is from, it's population: One... this place is deserted. Breezy: Why would a baby live here all alone? Rip Haywire: This town is fully stocked with food, onesies, diapers... even a gymboree! Breezy: There's something really creepy about this. I don't like it! Rip Haywire: I know, right? None of these baby clothes have elmo on them! It's unnatural!
Rob Rex almost 9 years ago
I would feel more comfortable not seeing Elmo all over the place
LordDogmore almost 9 years ago
“Analysis Mr. Spock?”“Captain it is either life Jim but as we know it.”“Or it is another fiendishly clever Dan Thompson dream sequence.”
Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Why would a baby live here all alone? Because he’s like an ant lion, just waiting for someone to fall into his trap!
MrPete almost 9 years ago
Or the whole thing is a sacrifice to the gods… maybe the town is sitting on top of a giant volcano?
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
No, Rip… Wanting your child to be seen with clothes with Elmo on them is unnatural.