Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 05, 2015

Transcript:

Duke: Are the students all lined up for the academic procession, Dean Honey? Honey: As many as we could find, yes, sir. Duke: As many as you could find? Honey: Well, sir, the hurricane last week caused some big swells on the north shore. A lot of the students are surfing. Duke: Surfing? The morning of my inauguration? Dammit, Dean Honey, I will not tolerate this kind of disrespect toward the office of the presidency! I want them expelled! Every last mother's son! Honey: You can't do that, sir. You put their tuition into the five-year bonds.