Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 06, 2015

I once met a junk yard dog who used cinder blocks as chew toys.

I’ll take a Louisville Slugger any day!

All the chewing records in the books are for wooden bats not aluminum.

I still have the bat I used to hit a line drive into a neighbor’s Cadillac windshield! It wouldn’t have cracked if my sister hadn’t pulled her arm out of the way when she backed into the car…

I can’t wear deodorant with aluminium in it. Well I can but only if it has a little bit in.

Doesn’t make sense to me either.

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