Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for August 05, 2015

Just keep your hands off my lunch and we’ll be fine.

Put the milk down and step away from the door.

When things got too bad we used to make sacrificial lunches spiced with laxatives. That got things rolling.

Too many biology experiments in there.

My husband wouldn’t mind someone policing the fridge. He’s sick and tired of someone poking around in his bagged lunch.

Uh oh!

I have a hard enough time with the refrigerators at home…