Monty by Jim Meddick for August 11, 2015
August 10, 2015
August 12, 2015
Transcript:
The wind's changing to the southeast... Time t' hook up the window fan... But... But you're aiming it out... That's right... I'm trying to keep the spells of the pool party from getting t' me... Sniff sniff The chlorine of the aqua blue water... Sniff Cocoa butter on tanning babes... Sniff barbecued ribs... Sniff Pigs in a blanket dipped in habanero mustard! Quick! Crank th' dial to three!
Mr Nobody over 9 years ago
How about just shut the window?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Look, we all know it’s going to happen. It does every year. —Just get over there, Monty, in time for the barbecue!
Chrisstopher over 9 years ago
Pleeez! No Speedos!
Bustetm33 over 9 years ago
I am loving this gag!
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Good afternoon everyone.-———————Monty will give in to his cravings.-———————Be happy and healthy my friends.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
I can feel Monty’s pain on this one. When I was kid, the people two houses down had an in-ground pool. The lots were small so that pool was practically in OUR backyard. They had a tall basketweave fence so you could only hear what was going on. I’m a water baby, and MAN, was it hard hearing the sprong of the diving board and the splash of the water!
krcaddis over 9 years ago
What about the BEER?