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Speaking of assets, I once heard that in Betty Grable’s case, two legs got together and made an asset of themselves. (This joke brought to you courtesy of my uncle, a B-24 pilot in WWII).
ChuckTrent64 over 14 years ago
iS THIS JOKE ALL WET?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I wish I was a star. Then my assets would flow to my wife’s attorney.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Speaking of assets, I once heard that in Betty Grable’s case, two legs got together and made an asset of themselves. (This joke brought to you courtesy of my uncle, a B-24 pilot in WWII).
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Thank him for me, both the joke and the service, would you, MisngNOLA?
Bargrove over 14 years ago
Well, a girls legs are her best friends. But sometimes
best friends must part. oops
yyyguy over 14 years ago
but the star doesn’t charge as much!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@ChunckTrent64: More like it’s been “watered down”.
saltyftw over 14 years ago
I heard her legs went from her ankles all the way up to heaven.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
rac, sadly he’s no longer with us, but I did thank him many times when I was growing up. He always had the worst puns, which is why I liked him.