Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 05, 2010

Life’s little tragedies. Or, in your case, two big tragedies.

“excuse me, but my eyes are here!”

On the blog, the Ursula Martinez link goes to an ad about music lessons. Is this some sort of sneaky trick??

So get yourself a bra already!

Two words: imp lants.

also known as goobies (guy boobies;)

Derf’s take on “he-boobies”.

I prefer the term MOOBS

Here’s another Derf’s The City.

true, then there was the Seinfeld episode, “The Doorman”, where Kramer wants to invent a man bra for Frank Costanza

I really admire Teresa’s selection of quaint timepieces!

Re: FA -

That is just a fact of life, fella, get over it and move on!!

no no, if it is a fact of life that nothing can be done about, then it’s time to load up the ak47 and see how many you can take out with you.

happiness is a warm , yes it is , guhh ahh unnn

I am sure other parts of your body are equally not perky.

Here is my eagerly awaited latest report on THE BLOG!

Re the Ursula Martinez link: Yes, it’s apparently used sometimes to lead you to a site that wants to sell you something. Try http://www.ursulamartinez.com/ to find out more about this person. (Disclaimer: I am NOT the person who recommended this.) (Disclaimer 2: I didn’t go past the first panel on the site. You’re on your own there.) Good to see old “Smoky the Bear” again. For times like these, we need “Oily the Orca” though. “Follow safety rules.” “Don’t drill deeper than you know how to deal with.” “Build nuclear power plants.”

Men aren’t supposed to have perky boobs. Unless you’re a cross-dresser.

If Mammary Man pulls out a red hanky, avert your gaze and run like hell (there’s no telling where that thing’s been).

I just noticed (duh!) what Teresa did with that balloon in the second panel. Brilliant!!!

Would it be foolish to point out there is no such thing as a female peacock? (No need to answer that.)

Strangely, I find myself valuing “Fishnet Friday” much higher than “Sock Monkey Saturday”…

Had one of mine taken offfffffff. Embarrassed the women I worked with.

Ushindi, I see 2 peacocks.

Regarding the “Reverse Masking” website: is it possible that this is a scam? You upload the song, they’ve got your song for nothing.

Here is a review: http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.talkbackwards.com/

Worse, though, is that the McAfee site advisor does not like it:

http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/talkbackwards.com

It’s linked to several “safe” sites that have a similar theme. I haven’t checked any of them. BTW, a little thought tells me that reverse masking is bogus. It implies that there’s some part of your brain that listens to speech backwards, otherwise it would just be gibberish to you. I don’t know about you, but my poor little brain has no synapses or neurons to spare for that kind of job. Where’s the evolutionary benefit? If I had any spare brain functions, I’d put them to work memorizing my cell phone number.

graphics: But neither is female…

I hate Sundays when there is no Frog Applause. And apparently Teresa takes Sundays off on the blog…..

* sigh *

Gee, nighthawks, don’t you think that is a rather extreme philosophy???

I miss FA on Sundays too. There are a few, but they are becoming rare. As for the blog, Teresa seems to update that daily. Even on Sundays.

Don’t peacocks have a little wobbly topknot thingy on top of their head and peahens don’t?

Nice tribute to Rue McClanahan!

What a ridiculous comment. What is your problem, man?

The King of TMI .

Why, oh why, won’t he go AWAY? I firmly believe, now, that “666” is the number of The Man From Tulsa…

i knew a girl in grade school named loretta klinefelter! she was from boston and her dad was a doctor.

is that a coincidence or what?

He thinks it’s disgusting, but he just can’t help himself, and sometimes the compulsion to point out just how disgusting the rest of us are overcomes the need to stay below the radar.

pederast? what the heck is that?

@J-A D… You should be ashamed of yourself. Apparently, you know nothing about Teresa, or anything else.

http://tinyurl.com/l5epx8 http://tinyurl.com/2vkqgfm

I can live with my moobs not being perky. I mostly hate that they’re uneven.

I’m having a problem connecting to the blog.

Joe Joe had a friend with bosoms like a woman But she was another man FA readers knew Joe was a trollin’ And he proved it once again

Get back, Get back … Get back Joe Allen!

(with apologies to Teresa, The Beatles, Billy Preston, the real Jo Jo, women named Loretta, and, come to think of it, everyone else on the planet save you-know-who)

@ judyparka - Nice use of the phrase “or anything else”

MY 666 comment refers to the “number of the Beast”, Joe…

Is there such a thing as a 666 area code?

“Bob has B!tch tits.”