Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 25, 2015

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last harry potter book spoilt richard's poor almanack - by richard thompson in this one, harry, now a senior, falls into the clutches of hogwarts' evil guidance counselor- counselor: have you considered a career in dominating the media worldwide? harry: ohh, that'd be brilliant! in chapter two, harry confronts his archenemy, voldemort. after a surprisingly brief magic battle, harry turns voldemort into a jar of marmite (a nasty english food). this seems abrupt and confusing, not least to voldemort's supporters. harryL blimey! minion 1: this'll look cooler in the movie, right? minion 2: i hope so. marmite the rest of the book details harry's attempt to dominate the media worldwide by writing an overstuffed, unreliable, self-promoting autobiography. scarbucks voldemart harry: and it'll be seven books long! voldemort: yeah, like anyone's going to read all that. marmite scarbucks deathly hallows decaf