Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 28, 2015
July 27, 2015
July 29, 2015
Transcript:
Senator, what your stance on gay marriage? It shouldn't be allowed. I mean... How do we explain that to our children? Got it. So your code of ethics is to oppose things that are hard to explain to kids. Well, I don't- Nope, that's fine! Got it, thanks! NewsNet Senator opposes gay marriage. (Also war, foreplay, arithmetic)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Allow marriages of convenience not sanctified by the purpose and intention of the production of offspring and award to them civil benefits not allowed to single individuals?Haven’t we been doing that already for hundreds of years?
Ida No over 9 years ago
Senator: “You’re taking me out of context. What I said is that I’m for anything that gets me elected, and I’m against anything that will cause my top 5 campaign backers to stop funding me. Those top five represent $6 billion in black cash. What does gay marriage have to offer me?”
emptc12 over 9 years ago
If he had a sense of humor, he could say he’s definitely FOR political tricks, because as everybody knows, “Trix are for kids!”.And you out there, have you had occasion to explain to your young kids what Viagra, Cialis, and erectile disfunction are? And then get the disdainful roll-of-the eyes and “We already know about that Daaad.”?
CeeJay over 9 years ago
Well played!
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
This cartoon could go farther. How about string theory?
David OBrien over 9 years ago
@Tom Flapwell: Nah, I don’t feel like stringing you along.