PreTeena by Allison Barrows for March 16, 2021

Better watch your comments, Teena! Hidden microphones, ya know!

The word is detained

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads

I, and my fellow wanna-be thugs, called it The Hole…

Have ’em watch “The Breakfast Club”… gives the expression “In the closet” a whole new meaning.

And stay away from the group W bench.

Don’t make eye contact with the tardies. But when you look at the Angels, don’t blink.