La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 13, 2010

Always FLAG spammers. (I follow to their profile and see where they’ve been, and flag them there too!)

Take the ‘Boulder Pledge’; Never deal with spammers, EVER!

Don’t need to add oil to fry them.

Dang the oil spill keeps getting bigger. A map will show just how little it actually has grown. But if you look at a media or government issued map, it coating the whole Gulf and threatening the north and south Atlantic. And not only that, it’s defying the law of gravity and sinking to depths of 400 feet below sea level. You see the capitalists and corrupt government workers put a special additive in the oil to make it heavier than water. And the dirty rotten crooks did this before it ever left the ocean floor.

Countries with decades of experience drilling in the North Sea offered to help, but our government was too sharp not to see through that. If we had let some European solve our problem, how would we look to the rest of the world. No, our fearless leader took 100% control and actually made some photo ops. In this time of crisis, he formed a committee..Rest assured, he feels our pain.

No American should have to wait 10 minutes for a bus. No American should have to wear a sweater when he can turn the heat to 75.. No American should have to put up with others in an inconvenient car pool. We want our oil! We will drill, fight, and pollute for it. God, country, and Gulf Oil.

and Taco Hombre saves the day!

LEWREADER

what? you are all over the place today

Lewreader’s off his meds (or his psychiatrist is out of town). See Birdbrains’ comments for reference.

I wonder if that oil is high in monounsaturates.

and don’t forget the bird flu and pollo

Good luck with the new prescription, Lew!