Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 05, 2015

But wait for the possible side effects, which are terrifying!

Beets going to certain doctors to get goosed.

But wait—There’s more. Call in the next half hour and get a second one free!!! All you pay is the exorbitant cost of shipping and handling.

If your name starts with A through M, you are allowed to call today!!!!!. N through Z, you must wait until tomorrow.

Are Pluggers allowed to have such a thin TV?

It is either that or Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show.

LuvThemPluggersI never can tell – they say them so fast.

The last commercial I heard for X said -" do not take X if you are allergic to X "!

If I ever hear that diphead peddling reverse mortgages again, it will be too soon!

I do think the old ladies flirting with the Volkswagen sales guy is cute, however…

Or you could just order one of these!

Apparently they’ve about flooded the market with flat screens so now they’ve introduced curved screens. Also, instead of LEDs, they have OLEDs (more expensive).