The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 19, 2015
August 18, 2015
August 20, 2015
Transcript:
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Man: My boss uses psychology to manipulate his employees...
Man: His favorite method is the carrot and stick - does your boss use that?
Brutus: Veeblefester uses more of a stick and stick approach on us!
Hey I’ve had a boss like that, he told me…“Your morale is your problem, you can’t be happy to just have a job then leave, either get happy with a good morale or your fired”
Totally doesn’t get, people don’t just pick a morale like they pick their clothing.
Actually happened where I worked: Management called all employees to a meeting where what was imparted boiled down to No raises, departed employees will not be replaced, two new “Management Assistant” positions will be created, and oh, by the way, everyone (who’s not management) will work together to get the job done, even though they’re understaffed, and will be happy about it.
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
angelfiredragon over 9 years ago
Hey I’ve had a boss like that, he told me…“Your morale is your problem, you can’t be happy to just have a job then leave, either get happy with a good morale or your fired”
Totally doesn’t get, people don’t just pick a morale like they pick their clothing.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Actually happened where I worked: Management called all employees to a meeting where what was imparted boiled down to No raises, departed employees will not be replaced, two new “Management Assistant” positions will be created, and oh, by the way, everyone (who’s not management) will work together to get the job done, even though they’re understaffed, and will be happy about it.
cdeyokincarte over 9 years ago
Chess Pirate, you must work for the Defense Department!!
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
UNION NOW! Now, more than ever, we see how the middle class is being pushed out of existence!
boldyuma over 9 years ago
Efficiency expert was hired years ago to give a speech at our company….His approach wasn’t a carrot on at stick..It wasWhack-A- Mole…