La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 19, 2015

As much as I like asparagus, I’m not too sure about that as a water flavoring.

Only one person ever bought it anyway.

@Templo, Whole Foods was selling it. A bottle of water with 3 asparagus spears for $6. They figured their customers were stupid enough to buy anything.

“We have discontinued $6 asparagus water. We now sell $8 asparagus water.”

When they called it spaghetti it sold for $3. Then some enterprising maven decided to call it pasta and could get $8 for the same thing.

I prefer avacado water anyhow. Aquaguaca I call it.

Next, bacon wrapped asparagus water.