Kids, I have to tell you something. Santa Claus is dead. Don't you mean Santa Claus doesn't exist? Yep. That's what happens when you die.
“Got his suit, bag and beard, if you want to see proof.”
And because the Spirit of Christmas has died, you are getting nothing this year.
Technically, he’s right: Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, died in 343.
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Ida No about 9 years ago
“Got his suit, bag and beard, if you want to see proof.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
And because the Spirit of Christmas has died, you are getting nothing this year.
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
Technically, he’s right: Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, died in 343.