Heart of the City by Steenz for June 23, 2010
June 22, 2010
June 24, 2010
Transcript:
Heart: I can't sleep.... Heart: What if mom dies and I'm suddenly an Orphan? What if I turn out really ugly and nobody ask me to the prom? Heart: What if I make it onto "American idol" and forget the words to my song and Ellen calls me a boobyhead? Heart: Some people are afraid of monsters under the bed, but they're nothing compared to the "What ifs" in my head.
kfccanada over 14 years ago
Awwwwwww….children shouldn’t have to worry about all the ‘what if’s’ in the world… but, sadly, they do.
Just change your words a bit, Heart…just say ‘When I….’ as in ‘When I.. become an actress on Broadway…’ and ‘When I’m famous’… I’ll buy my mom a house’. That’ll help you sleep better.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
As a little kid myself (once), I replaced my “what ifs” with “when I’s”.
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
@kfccanada - excellent strategy. I think I might try that sometime!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I tried to find the poem “What if”” in a Silverstein book. I got lost. So I grabbed another. Again I got lost. NEW RULE! I will never pick up a book of poetry again while commenting on GoComics. Second New Rule, I won’t quote it if I don’t know it. WHAT IF I’m wrong?.
conean over 14 years ago
Don’t sweat it, Heart. “Idol” will be showing nothing but reruns long before you’re ready for it.
luvly over 14 years ago
Hey Lewreader,
I found the ‘What If’ poem here: http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/shel_silverstein/poems/14819
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 14 years ago
She should feel lucky that Simon Cowell is leaving the show. The angry doesn’t even start at Boobyhead.
bossyheifer over 14 years ago
I didn’t worry about any of that stuff - my parents were invincible as far as I knew, I was already considered the “ugly girl” at school and American Idol didn’t exist yet, not that I can sing anyway! :)
Miba over 14 years ago
I was like that as a kid, and I’m still like that now sometimes.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
rerun