Momma by Mell Lazarus for June 20, 2010

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    Jascat  over 14 years ago

    Poor little doggie; how could anyone be so mean to him?!? :-(

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    joefish25  over 14 years ago

    One of my neighbors hung his dog…… then told the police that the dog was his and he could do anything he wanted to it. The really sad part was that even to this day he does not understand what he did wrong. Not surprisingly, his children steer clear of him. He doesn’t like me very much, especially after I was the one who called the police and then told him it was me. I told him to go ahead and try hanging me - we’d see what would happen next. So, yeah, animal beaters is down way low on my list. Some people…..

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    PatrickRsGhost  over 14 years ago

    I agree with joefish. If they made animal cruelty as much a felony as murder or manslaughter, you would not want me on the jury, or as a judge. I’d be one of the ones that would try reenact the old ways of punishment. Lethal injection or the chair would be too good for them. I’d believe in Hammurabi’s Code. You hung a dog, so we’ll hang you. You starved a dog to death and kept it chained up outside, well tonight’s special at the jail is roast beef with gravy, mashed potatoes with gravy, green beans, and homemade buttermilk biscuits. Dessert is a brownie sundae with vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, chopped walnuts (can be omitted if you’re allergic), whipped cream, and a cherry. But since you starved that dog to death, all you get is the air around you. We’re also going to chain you to your bed, so the only area you’ll be able to move around to is within 8 feet of the bed. Oh, look - the toilet’s 10 feet away. Tough luck, friend.

    If there are two groups of people in the world who don’t deserve to live, freely or otherwise, it’s those who abuse children, and those who abuse animals.

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    micsal Premium Member over 14 years ago

    if momma was really tough like GRANDMA MIDDLETON then that stick would be put up where the sun don’t shine on that guy!!!

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    Evirtinkelbell  over 14 years ago

    Momma should have gotten a bigger stick and walked softly…..

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    craigwestlake  over 14 years ago

    I agree with Joefish and Patrick. We were given stewardship over this Earth - I can hardly wait to see what animal and child abusers think when they get their judgement…

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    markwalton  over 14 years ago

    Normally, such blatant proselytizing in a comic strip would make me uncomfortable and annoyed…except, man, once again, I totally agree with the sentiment! I see that kind of bleeep WAY too often and it makes me sick! Plus, as I’ve said before, Momma is sanctimonious, outspoken, opinionated - and sometimes right! So I believe she’d say something like this.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 14 years ago

    All dogs go to heaven…

    That man, on the other hand, will have to do some real convincing explaining before Saint Peter even begins to think about not ending him to He!!.

    Oooo! And I just noticed that he is smoking, so he is going to be needing to do that convincing explaining way sooner than he probably thinks….

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    7catsrule  over 14 years ago

    “If there are two groups of people in the world who don’t deserve to live, freely or otherwise, it’s those who abuse children, and those who abuse animals”. Amen, brother!!

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    Karptaz  about 14 years ago

    I went to my new daddy because so idiot did that to me - I love my new daddy and he loves me - I would bite him if he tried to hit me

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