Exiting a nightclub with a big crowd, a woman in front of me tripped and dropped her purse. I picked up and handed it to her saying, " I guess this means I have to ask you out." Best impromptu line I have ever come up with. She did go out with me.
My younger brother and I were at a raucous party. I was throwing darts at a board when my brother stepped in front of me. One of the darts struck him in the forehead and stuck; the point sliding under his skin. At first he thought it was caught in his hair, but soon realized it was stuck in his flesh. He saw a good looking girl sitting alone on a couch. He sat down beside her and said,“Hi, my name is Mark.Would you mind removing this dart from my head.”
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
When you got it, you got it, ehh, Travis. Or in your case, You had it….
MaryWorth Premium Member over 9 years ago
Travis’ nickname was “The Honey Badger” for a reason…
J Short over 9 years ago
Exiting a nightclub with a big crowd, a woman in front of me tripped and dropped her purse. I picked up and handed it to her saying, " I guess this means I have to ask you out." Best impromptu line I have ever come up with. She did go out with me.
J Short over 9 years ago
My younger brother and I were at a raucous party. I was throwing darts at a board when my brother stepped in front of me. One of the darts struck him in the forehead and stuck; the point sliding under his skin. At first he thought it was caught in his hair, but soon realized it was stuck in his flesh. He saw a good looking girl sitting alone on a couch. He sat down beside her and said,“Hi, my name is Mark.Would you mind removing this dart from my head.”