Reality Check I spent all night pouring over each and every one of your essays...
And I’m a little shot…
Assay the essay
Don’t these strips have editors?
I suspect Jim Beam and Jack Daniels got the best grades.
Beats poring.
Pouring is right!
Poor pour, pitiful me.
The sigh is from reading these same essays last semester, and the semester before that, and the semester before that, ad nauseam. There just doesn’t seem to be anything new on the internet anymore . . .
They were all graded AA.
Is it any wonder that Ralph is asleep?
by the end of the night everything had taken on a slightly reddish hue of vapor like mist in which things made sense for the most part
I recognize that label; piss-poor.
Literally
As a former English teacher. The trick is throw all the papers into the air and look where they fall. Then assign a grade to each pile.
In logic or math class, he’d check them for the proper proof. 80 proof would look about right.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
tahoeh2o about 9 years ago
And I’m a little shot…
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Assay the essay
David Wolfson Premium Member about 9 years ago
Don’t these strips have editors?
NoCents about 9 years ago
I suspect Jim Beam and Jack Daniels got the best grades.
zippykatz about 9 years ago
Beats poring.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 9 years ago
Pouring is right!
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Poor pour, pitiful me.
Raider Red Premium Member about 9 years ago
The sigh is from reading these same essays last semester, and the semester before that, and the semester before that, ad nauseam. There just doesn’t seem to be anything new on the internet anymore . . .
Mike H about 9 years ago
They were all graded AA.
Rose Madder Premium Member about 9 years ago
Is it any wonder that Ralph is asleep?
Saddenedby Premium Member about 9 years ago
by the end of the night everything had taken on a slightly reddish hue of vapor like mist in which things made sense for the most part
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 9 years ago
I recognize that label; piss-poor.
bjy1293 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Literally
smittycgs about 9 years ago
As a former English teacher. The trick is throw all the papers into the air and look where they fall. Then assign a grade to each pile.
bmonk about 9 years ago
In logic or math class, he’d check them for the proper proof. 80 proof would look about right.