Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 26, 2015

He was a Presidential Candidate…

The place I used to work, was a little more ethical, they used conibear traps rather than simple leg traps.But somehow I got out alive.

And now you have ups and downs.

I would have done the same thing.

I did not have to do it my self Doc.NAFTA did it for me !

Then he bit the hand that fed him?

Just like working at a call center. I’d rather cut my wrist with a Ritz than go back there.

I assume by this, the job was driving you crackers…

…a Ritz Cracker?

I hear you. I’d do the same thing.