Well, you see, Davy Crockett had a very early, experimental, form of dyslexia… before they figured out how it was supposed to work…He could tell left from right…but not front from back.
Davy, Davy Cricket, king of the buganeers…Born on an anthill in Tennessee, smallest hill in the land of the free.Killed a bee when he was threeIt was sitten’ under a tree…
jreckard over 9 years ago
Remember the Avis!
Baarorso over 9 years ago
My family still has it in for this dude. After all, he did kill a BA’AR when he was only three!. /-D
Arianne over 9 years ago
Go on, Davy, you might as well Fess up. You’re just trying to hide from all your nosy Parker relatives, aren’t you?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well, you see, Davy Crockett had a very early, experimental, form of dyslexia… before they figured out how it was supposed to work…He could tell left from right…but not front from back.
And thereby hangs a tail….
whiteheron over 9 years ago
The troublesome thing is, the raccoon is still alive…..but happy.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dammit Jim, I’m a legendary hero, not a fashion plate. (with apologies to DeForest Kelley)
amxchester over 9 years ago
@chithing, none needed, a good one.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well, okay. But what’s a rocket?
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Wonder if Davy (or Daniel), upon meeting a king, asked for a boon…….
Varnes over 9 years ago
Davy, Davy Cricket, king of the buganeers…Born on an anthill in Tennessee, smallest hill in the land of the free.Killed a bee when he was threeIt was sitten’ under a tree…
Sorry, I was 6 years old when I wrote that…..