Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 23, 2010

Bung is sober for the second day in a week, counting from last Saturday?

Somebody pinch me.

Make the stiff pay the fine.

Which stiff? ;) Or should they split the difference?

It will be added to the family’s bill, but I think the undertaker has the moral & legal high ground here. & His profession knows about “high ground” they are the LAST to let you down.

Fighting the ticket may be a grave mistake.

Bung is sober. Well!……………………That’s just wrong.

I like seeing Bung sober for a change.

It’s still early, Bung will be falling off his stool at the usual time. (sigh)

I think the guy has got a huge undertaking ahead of him.

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next time, just prop up the dearly beloved in the shotgun seat and you’re good to go

If they allow infants to qualify a car for the HOV lane, then why not a corpse?

Bung’s mother IS visiting. She drank up all the booze

Bung is doing good. People are looking at him and saying, “Hey, Bung’s sober!” Maybe they say it for a few more days. Then some other drunk says, “Well if that boozer can do it, I can” That’s how I got sober. I think I have helped by example.

I’d rather not be stiff when dealing with the hearse driver.

This strip just reminded me to rent “Weekend at Bernie’s”…been a while since I last saw it…