Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 18, 2015

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Well, if the elephant sits on you, it won’t have to hold the gun. That way several issues are resolved, he sits on something nice and soft, he can get the peanuts, and he can set his beer down on the cart until he needs it to wash down the peanuts…especially if they are salted.

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    Hardhar  almost 9 years ago

    Why doesn’t he just charge ’em?

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    Karaboo2  almost 9 years ago

    Should have stayed with the circus Dumbo.

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    krcaddis  almost 9 years ago

    Amazon Prime; they deliver free

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    zeexenon  almost 9 years ago

    Prehensile tail, it grabs the trunk of the next elephant in line. Yes! It’s true! I dun seen it!

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